The Bent Over Ass Butt Crack "FARTING RING" ~ Fart Sound Jewelry Engagement Ring

Description

Each order placed is for 1 “Farting Fake Gag Butt Ring”
The Farting Moon Ring:
is a ring box that contains
no ring
.
Instead
, it contains a miniature plastic man, bent over, exposing his posterior. When the box is opened, he farts. You can hear it… not smell it. We’re working on that…lol  Batteries are included that last over a year and can be changed. The Moon Ring is MADE IN THE USA
Nice loud fart sounds & comes with enhanced light sensitivity, so the fart sound will play in extremely low light situations. (candle lit dinner 🙂 White leatherette ring box is authentic – typically used for engagement rings. (it looks real) Please note: ribbon on box is not included, sorry dudes you will have to put a bow on if needed.
Great gag gift for Mother’s Day, Father’s Day, birthdays, Christmas, Valentine’s Day, anniversary, retirement, white elephant, April Fools, or to break the ice on a first date. Also, kids LOVE it! (cuz ya know… it farts.) Hand painted and made in the USA so no two are alike! This is one amazing prank gag to do!
U.S. SHIPPING IS FREE
INTERNATIONAL
rates see shipping section of listing, We charge BELOW actual cost so you get a awesome rate
Wholesale Bonus offer: For every 8 orders of 1 Moon Rings purchased we will add 1 Moon Ring FREE~!
Buy 8 orders get 1 order FREE
Buy 16 orders get 2 orders FREE
Buy 24 orders get 3 orders FREE
etc..
FAQ: Bonus offer info:
Can not be combined with any other eBay items
Must meet the minimum quantity listed
Bonus offer qualifies for ALL countries
A GREAT way to lower your cost per unit when you factor in the free goods value
Just order as normal, No need to remind us as we will know to add free goods inside
Check out our eBay store as we sell hundreds of funny items sold at silly low prices
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Why shop with Save A Buck Enterprises ?
Ever order something online and just get horrible service? Makes yah kind of mad and say why did I ever order with them?
Well I have been there myself and it is never pleasant. Our goal is to never make you feel this way. When you shop with us we treat you as how we would want to be treated when ordering items online. What does this mean for you?
You get accurate listings
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Always one business day shipping
Shipping upgrade options
Free or low cost shipping rates
Free bonus good offers
Return Policy
Fast customer service
Silly low prices
We are a family owned business and our number one goal is to serve you with the best possible service and value. We are always here for you with any questions or concerns before, during, and after your order. Please see our proven high feedback rating to show that we do what we say.
Thank you for looking and we look forward to possibly doing business with you now and for the future
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Warm Regards,
Sean Arnold / Owner
Jennifer Arnold / Account Manager ( my lovely wife )
Mickey Arnold ( our 8 pound dog 🙂
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